Bitchiness is not a Crime

Just another woman who try to look wise

Two dollars mister, me love you long time

A friend of mine once ask me this, “why is it western guys like asian women who barely speaks English?”.

I said to her, they don’t really need words in bed, just a simple “yes, yes, more, more”, that’ll be sufficient enough to maintain their lovely relationship.

Okay, okay… I’m being mean again.

 

So I had thought it through and only find very few excuses…

  1. they think those women are cute with their ‘broken’ English – don’t you think it’s cute when you see a little kid tries to explain what they want to us?? (at least until they got very frustrated and started to scream and had tantrums)
  2. it strengthen the ‘exotic’ part of asian women – with native accent and tarzan’s English really hits the erotic centre of their brain.
  3. those women cannot ask much – those men can pretend not to understand what the woman wants when she ask for something (“you marry me, me is… you baby in me” – and she ends up being banged again instead of having a wedding band on her finger)
  4. those women cannot argue with them – tell me, how can you argue when you have no words for it (since arguing IS exchanging insults to each other… oh, it’s not?? Really?? Okay then, exchanging arguments… better?)
  5. and mostly, those women don’t really know the value of high-end brands – okay, they may know channel, LV, etc. but you have to admit it is limited to them… like Manolo, or Bobby Brown (NO, not the rapper who was married to Whitney Houston!!!), or Vivien Westwood, or whatever… I bet, they haven’t even heard of those names before or ever! – translate this to ‘less demands on high-end stuffs’

 

to think but a few…

 

that friend of mine said, “H, if you ever want to hook up with western guy, you need to be unsophisticated with your English like ‘two dollars mister, me love you long time’ kinda thing”

hmm… it’s hard enough for me to communicate what I want with Indonesian men – who I thought speaks the same language as I am… (which actually, now I had this suspicion that we are not speaking the same language at all!!). let alone to speak in that cute, exotic accent – English… whoa!

I want to be heard! I want to be understood! And apparently I have demands!

 

Now… let’s go back to our own people… it seems that, most men like those kind of chicks. Chicks that screams “OMG!”, “Whatevaa…”, or “Un-sos banget deh!” (un-sos is not a word, trust me… and ‘unsociable’ is NOT, let me repeat that NOT the same as ‘autism’! please people, it is a psychological condition that you shouldn’t mock!!! Believe me, you only have half the brain of an autistic child).

But for most men, those chicks are cute and seen child-like (now, you know why paedophiles are such a trend nowadays).

I failed to see the charm of those kind of ‘girls’. (God blessed me for being a woman)… I mean they are irritating, annoying and often repeats whatever their peers had to say – without knowing the real meaning of that freakin’ word!!!

 

Am I being mean (again), if I say that men are afraid to be outsmarted by women? (naah… I’m just being honest!).

So tell me, for me to get a man, should I just become shallow and silly (I refrained myself to say ‘stupid’)? I know I can be silly… most of the time 😛

But shallow? Oh how I wish… shallow people are the happiest people ever! I truly envy them… is it ironic or pathetic?

Do I despise them since they are very superficial, yet envy with how they are contented?

 

Yeah… I’m going with pathetic also!

 

I think I just try to learn broken ‘cute’ English now… (therefore men can correct me anytime)

“me, you, eat!”

“me love shoozz, you buy me shoozz, me love you long time”

 

Sexy eh?

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January 6, 2009 - Posted by | B*tching, Life in General, Men, Relationship, Sex, Women

24 Comments »

  1. So tell me, for me to get a man, should I just become shallow and silly (I refrained myself to say ‘stupid’)? I know I can be silly… most of the time.

    Wah, jangan dong! Kalo emang pinter, tunjukin pinter. Biarin aja gak ada cowok yang mau gara2 kita terlalu pinter. Hare gene geto lho! Jangan mau kalah ama cowok.

    Comment by fata | January 6, 2009 | Reply

  2. hihihihi…

    masalahnya… cowo itu udah kalah duluan dari wanita 😀

    dari semua cerita perang krn wanita… siapa hayoo yg jadi korban???

    perempuan tetep idup kan? hihihi…

    Comment by hapitri | January 6, 2009 | Reply

  3. Syukurlah kalo masih ada cewek yang sadar kalo mereka lumayan hebat. Minimal jadi nggak terlalu nangisan. Tapi nangis juga termasuk kelebihan lho.

    Comment by lovepassword | January 6, 2009 | Reply

  4. wkwkwkwkwk…
    ‘LUMAYAN’??? HUAHAHAHAHA…

    pernah denger ada perang yang dimulai karena perebutan laki2??

    HUAHAHAHAHA….

    LUMAYAN itu cuma buat laki2 sayangku… women are FANTASTIC!!!

    “me sad, you make me sad… buy me diamonds!!!” hihihi…

    Comment by hapitri | January 7, 2009 | Reply

  5. The idea of oriental women speaking broken english is not really the attraction but rather the idea that they are different or exotic to a western male is the main attraction. In alot of ways I find them more feminine.

    Comment by Bradley | January 8, 2009 | Reply

  6. Waduh lha ini Kalo Fantastic terus ujungnya diamond? Hi Hi Hi seram juga sih.

    pernah denger ada perang yang dimulai karena perebutan laki2??
    Belum ada ya ? Kalo perang sih nggak. Tapi kemarin di TV ada dua cewek jambak-jambakan di metromini gara2 rebutan suami. Asli…nggak ngarang lho.

    Comment by lovepassword | January 8, 2009 | Reply

  7. pernah denger ada perang yang dimulai karena perebutan laki2?? Ya pasti belon dunk, karena yang perangnya laki-laki.

    Fakta bila yang perangnya wanita…. buanyak banget laki-laki jadi rebutan. hikz 😀
    Tetanggaku dulu istri ke-tiga mr x lho…. super asli tenan orang se RW jadi repot gara-gara rebutan SATU laki-laki….

    Comment by haniifa | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  8. @Bradley…
    really? so you’re saying that broken English is not cute at all?? and their sweet and sheepish way of saying things… (even I find it quite adorable when I’m the ‘native speaker’)
    and more feminine?? oh for the love of God… they are submissive!

    @LP
    honey… it’s a fight! not war… women carry their own private war, but never at grand scale!
    diamonds… of course! persembahan bagi wanita yg fantastic!!

    @haniifa
    wah itu cuma satu RW mas… belum sampe rebutan kaya Helen of troy kan??
    come on ya… cewe cuma rebutan sebentar kok, abis itu kan cari yg baru.. hihihihi…

    Comment by hapitri | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  9. More feminine? or would it suggest inferiority?? Oooga boooga…*being dragged by the hair to a nearby cave*

    Comment by deedee | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  10. @mbak Ayune Hapitri
    RW-nya zaman baheula… kayak amrik sekarang, bedanya cuma istilah doang he.he.he

    private war… !! mungkin jika diriku hidup dijaman Cleopatra, jadi rebutannya mba Cleo… 😀

    Comment by haniifa | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  11. *batuk-batuk*

    mas… mas… jeung Cleo gelem ne karo sing gagah and berduit… hihihihi…
    Dia suka Anthony krn muda dan penuh gairah
    dia suka Caesar krn berkuasa dan yah… berduit

    pastinya mas haniifa ini dah jadi saingan Caesar deh… *hihihihi*

    yah mas… masa’ nyamain perang Troy sama ribut RW sech? sedih bgt??
    tapi kalo smp ada yg bikin saingan Trojan Horse sech di ribut antar RW itu, patut kita pertimbangkan 😛

    @Deedee
    men strong, men good, men provide… women breed!
    women make cave pretty…

    Comment by hapitri | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  12. *minum wedang jae*
    jeung Cleo… demen variasi kan.
    justru dia suka aku krn agak muda dan jelek
    Men Like Me…. 😉

    Comment by haniifa | January 9, 2009 | Reply

  13. oalaahh… bisa2 demen mas haniifa buat panganne singa2 piaraan dia

    wekekekekeke…

    Comment by hapitri | January 10, 2009 | Reply

  14. wah…wah.. suenengnggg 1000% dunk.
    Kata brita yang sumbernya tidak jelas:
    Singa2 piaraan jeung Cleo katanya rambutnya ikal hitam, alisnya lentik, kukunya terawat… dan paling pinter masak gule kambing dan sebangsanya kambing, kecuali Sop Kaki Kambing… Tanah Abang.

    Deuhhh… kapan yah jadi piaraan jeung Cleo… eh.. ketemu piaraan jeung Cleo 😀

    Comment by haniifa | January 11, 2009 | Reply

  15. Wow alot of hostility for offering a “western mans opinion”.I feel like I’m surrounded in the this room by a bunch of feminist.Sometimes things are the way they are, If you want to change things expect alot of lonliness and frustration…. your the one who asked.

    Comment by Bradley | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  16. feminist? oh ho!
    can a woman give her opinion freely without being judged as a feminist?

    agree to the notion “sometimes things are the way they are”… in fact, I have no interest in changing things… I just want to understand 😀

    Comment by hapitri | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  17. “and more feminine?? oh for the love of God… they are submissive!”
    What’s wrong with that? Would you be happy with a submissive boyfriend?

    Comment by Bradley | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  18. What’s wrong with being submissive??
    I don’t know… maybe it’s sad to see a woman surrender to ‘their sacred designation’… to breed and nurture!
    Happy with a submissive boyfriend?? hell… I want to have an intellectual intercourse with him, not making him a slave!!
    and tell me, what ways you find them ‘more feminine’?

    Comment by hapitri | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  19. I find them more submissive than alot of the western women I know….LOL I could go into detail but that clearly sums it up for me anyways. Do you speak your mind like this all the time or do you just vent on your blog? Or in other words are you a full time bitch or just an internet bitch?

    Comment by Bradley | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  20. I would love to claim that I am a full time pledged bitch…

    oh hey, I am a full time pledged bitch! at least for an Indonesian, I am one. Proud to be!
    Got anything against bitches?

    Comment by hapitri | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  21. Nothing at all as long as it isn’t directed towards me. I finf your blog interesting and I enjoy it. I’ve lived in Washington state USA all my life

    Comment by Bradley | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  22. hahaha… but dahlin’, this blog is dedicated to all men 😀

    and many thanks for reading my blog, glad that you enjoyed it 🙂

    I hope you can see that we, Indonesians, are not so under-develop 😀

    Comment by hapitri | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  23. Your not living in huts, wearing grass skirts running around topless?!!! You’ve ruined my image of Indonesia….

    Comment by Bradley | January 13, 2009 | Reply

  24. well, the apparel part is almost right!
    we’re living in a treehouse, wearing animal hide mini skirt and not quite topless… we wear some long beads on our neck…

    Comment by hapitri | January 13, 2009 | Reply


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