Quotes

Some of my all time favourite quotes…

Just because you are blind, and unable to see my beauty doesn’t mean it does not exist.

Margaret Cho

The ability to see beauty is the beginning of our moral sensibility. What we believe is beautiful we will not wantonly destroy.

Reverend Sean Parker Dennison, Ministrare, 2-10-05

sometimes being a BITCH all a woman had to do to hold on

the Delores Clairborne Movie

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

Herm Albright (1876 – 1944)

I’m just a person trapped inside a woman’s body.

Elayne Boosler

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange.

Robin Morgan

A great marriage is not when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It is when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.

Dave Meurer, “Daze of Our Wives”

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

Rita Rudner

If you look good and dress well, you don’t need a purpose in life.

Robert Pante

Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself.

 

 

Khairil Gibran

The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don’t have it

George Bernard Shaw

“Don’t get me wrong, I always worship every man I love… that is why I want to castrate them, therefore I can make a shrine of them in my bedroom

D & H, 2008

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him.
Groucho Marx

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
Groucho Marx

Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet them on your way down.

-Mizner, Wilson

Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer

Friends and good manners will carry you where money won’t go.
Margaret Walker

Friends are born, not made.
Henry B. Adams

Friendship and money: oil and water.
Mario Puzo

Many a person has held close, throughout their entire lives, two friends that always remained strange to one another, because one of them attracted by virtue of similarity, the other by difference.
Emil Ludwig

“If a woman happens to have a particular superiority, for example, a profound mind, it is best kept a profound secret. Humour is liked more, but wit?. No. It is the most treacherous talent of them all. “

Becoming Jane – Rev. Austen