Dating-vaganza

So after some serious thinking and self debate, I’ve decided to write a small recognition to some men I’ve dated…

But of course, no name will be mentioned here… who do you think I am? A retard? *rolling eyes*

 

1. I’ve dumped a guy because he touched my breast (yes, yes… it was the time of innocence)
2. I’ve dated a guy for several months and the only physical contact we had was… holding hands (for real!! No, I’m not joking)
3. a guy was actually stop a public transport I’m in by stopping his car in front of that public transport (oh, just like in the movies… and if you think I’m flushing of joy, I was totally embarrassed with other passengers)
4. a guy I’m dating pretends not to realised that I am being harassed by a man, he just turn his head away (and that man is not even scary or big)
5. I tried drugs because I was pissed at my drug addict boyfriend (hey, I have to know my rival, right? And no, I didn’t get hooked afterward)
6. a guy ask me to sleep with him just to prove that I really love him (totally lame, how stupid does he think I am? – of course I don’t love him)
7. I find a drug dealer for a guy I dated, because he can’t bear the addiction (yeah… I was foolishly in love)
8. I found a female handkerchief in my BF’s room, and he said it belongs to his aunt, who uses his room to stay over (but of course honey, too bad I wasn’t able to see your invisible aunt yesterday when I was here)
9. a guy cried when he dumped me (and I still care for that guy until this day)
10. a guy demonstrate his excellent ability to roll weed in front of me (and I’m supposed to be impressed or something??)
11. A guy actually running out of my house after I told him that he’s immature and flame-text me afterward (err… did I say something wrong? Oh Sh*t, it the fangs right?!)
12. a guy offered me lunch at a Ramen restaurant and when we got inside the restaurant he said he don’t have any money so he’ll just watch me eat (and I can eat comfortably with hungry eyes all over my food??), of course I paid for his meal too!!
13. A guy went into a tantrum when we’re breaking up (freaks me out… totally!)
14. I have to deal with ‘unsettled bills’ after a guy I dated disappeared (it’s not the money dear, it’s your sense of responsibility to settle the f*cking bills!)
15. a guy who is keenly on marrying me, prefer to go with his friends rather than to assure me that he is the right guy for me (oh… I can’t think of anyone else who would want to marry me but you… in your freaking dream!! And no… he never laid his thing on me or asked for it!!)
16. a guy I dated for a very brief moment, actually had his mum powdering him all over (he wasn’t ill and yes, it was baby powder) IN FRONT OF ME!!
17. when I was in university, I dated a high school boy (NO, I’m not a paedophile – the age difference is only 2 years… and he had the cutest ass ever!! How can anyone resist that?)
18. A guy I dated, actually come back into my house after seeing what my mum cook – and he already excusing himself to the whole house (yes, he ends up having dinner at my house!)
19. A guy dumped all of my stuffs in front of my house when we broke up (oh how thoughtful of him to return my things…)
20. My dad kicked out a guy who’s ‘getting to know me better’ from the house, just because he feels like it (I love my dad, but he is scary when it comes to guys!)
21. I was stalked by a whole bunch of my BF friends (well… I was cheating on him )
22. a guy actually made an embroidery for my birthday present (and that was the sweetest thing ever!)
23. A guy converted his religion after going out with me for a few months (and I stop seeing him after that… hell, that spooked me out!!) – NO, I’ve never asked anyone to do that!!
24. A guy crashed my sister car and I’m the one who has to deal with it (he didn’t even went to the workshop with me!! Or at least pay for something)
25. I cheated on almost every relationship I had (I think what happened to me now is the result of so many curses – tehe!)

 

Let’s stop at 25… there are so many sweet things that actually happened, but those things are such a boring things since those are common

And yes, there are more… but some need not to be exposed…

And I didn’t date 25 guys… at least not as I remembered… some guys just never learn!

 

And I surely learn so little… 

 

In dedication to the guys I loved and not really loved…

 

No offence guys… but the fact, life sucks…