Two dollars mister, me love you long time

A friend of mine once ask me this, “why is it western guys like asian women who barely speaks English?”.

I said to her, they don’t really need words in bed, just a simple “yes, yes, more, more”, that’ll be sufficient enough to maintain their lovely relationship.

Okay, okay… I’m being mean again.

 

So I had thought it through and only find very few excuses…

1. they think those women are cute with their ‘broken’ English – don’t you think it’s cute when you see a little kid tries to explain what they want to us?? (at least until they got very frustrated and started to scream and had tantrums)
2. it strengthen the ‘exotic’ part of asian women – with native accent and tarzan’s English really hits the erotic centre of their brain.
3. those women cannot ask much – those men can pretend not to understand what the woman wants when she ask for something (“you marry me, me is… you baby in me” – and she ends up being banged again instead of having a wedding band on her finger)
4. those women cannot argue with them – tell me, how can you argue when you have no words for it (since arguing IS exchanging insults to each other… oh, it’s not?? Really?? Okay then, exchanging arguments… better?)
5. and mostly, those women don’t really know the value of high-end brands – okay, they may know channel, LV, etc. but you have to admit it is limited to them… like Manolo, or Bobby Brown (NO, not the rapper who was married to Whitney Houston!!!), or Vivien Westwood, or whatever… I bet, they haven’t even heard of those names before or ever! – translate this to ‘less demands on high-end stuffs’

 

to think but a few…

 

that friend of mine said, “H, if you ever want to hook up with western guy, you need to be unsophisticated with your English like ‘two dollars mister, me love you long time’ kinda thing”

hmm… it’s hard enough for me to communicate what I want with Indonesian men – who I thought speaks the same language as I am… (which actually, now I had this suspicion that we are not speaking the same language at all!!). let alone to speak in that cute, exotic accent – English… whoa!

I want to be heard! I want to be understood! And apparently I have demands!

 

Now… let’s go back to our own people… it seems that, most men like those kind of chicks. Chicks that screams “OMG!”, “Whatevaa…”, or “Un-sos banget deh!” (un-sos is not a word, trust me… and ‘unsociable’ is NOT, let me repeat that NOT the same as ‘autism’! please people, it is a psychological condition that you shouldn’t mock!!! Believe me, you only have half the brain of an autistic child).

But for most men, those chicks are cute and seen child-like (now, you know why paedophiles are such a trend nowadays).

I failed to see the charm of those kind of ‘girls’. (God blessed me for being a woman)… I mean they are irritating, annoying and often repeats whatever their peers had to say – without knowing the real meaning of that freakin’ word!!!

 

Am I being mean (again), if I say that men are afraid to be outsmarted by women? (naah… I’m just being honest!).

So tell me, for me to get a man, should I just become shallow and silly (I refrained myself to say ‘stupid’)? I know I can be silly… most of the time

But shallow? Oh how I wish… shallow people are the happiest people ever! I truly envy them… is it ironic or pathetic?

Do I despise them since they are very superficial, yet envy with how they are contented?

 

Yeah… I’m going with pathetic also!

 

I think I just try to learn broken ‘cute’ English now… (therefore men can correct me anytime)

“me, you, eat!”

“me love shoozz, you buy me shoozz, me love you long time”

 

Sexy eh?